26th
December
Van Halen? Is it really you, and are you truly going to follow through? Come February 7th, 2012. We’ll be waiting with eager ears.

Van Halen? Is it really you, and are you truly going to follow through? Come February 7th, 2012. We’ll be waiting with eager ears.

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   It’s time! In a little less than a day and a half, “No Shave November” will be upon us. You might ask me, “What does that mean, oh bearded one”? Well, it means…DON’T SHAVE, CUT, DISMEMBER, or REMOVE any hair from your body (even including hair from your naughty places)!

   It’s one last shave for me tomorrow and then November is going to turn into one “hairy situation”. (the cliche pun was COMPLETELY intentional)   

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24th
August

Dear Rod Denbleyker,

   Thank you for this inspiring piece of comic wisdom! It has satiated my need and desire to purge from myself the shits I have given that I never quite felt I needed to give. For that, I love you. Platonically that is.

   Your fan,

             ME

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